Thursday, October 27, 2011

can you survive zombie highway step 2: zombie weapons and equipment.

the zombies!!!!
 right so i have now completed step 2 of my home-made game. to do the weapons it is really very simple. to paint the metal use any kind of metal paint you can get your hands on, i used citadel chainmail which was really good.then you can go over the silver in devlan mud if you wish, so you can make a really good rusty effect. it isnt super visible but its makes them seem very old and weathered. for any wood i used foundry spear shaft as it looks a very wood style brown.
the whole array of paints used for step 2 and a zombie

my lucky painting mascot
 for the clothes i used a wash of devlan mud to make them look old but you can put other stuff on if you wish. i also used blue for a couple of zombies clothes as they look very modern zombies.next i will be droaning on about the other features in a few weeks time such as the hairand the gruesome heads some zombies are carrying. i have had to survive a week of either a: no internet connection or b: chugging internet connection. after i have finished the zombies i will be on a stupidly long hunt to find a guy with a pistol when i could always pop down to games workshop and buy a pack of imperial guardsmen. what do you think? see you next time!  
this water lasted me the whole step!

the refreshments died

        


                                                                                                                                                                                                                  
more zombies





Wednesday, October 26, 2011

links-mania!!!

more cool links. i have some awesome ones here.link 1              link 2               link 3     link 4

campaign report plus cool music link. i recorded it on my ipod its so cool. maybe

my campaign progress so far

wins 0
draws 0
losses 2

as you can see i never win. but my dad faced the same guy as me and he phased out. lol. at least  about 2 storm guardian and a wave serpent survived.

now, about the link: aoz1930. can you deciver the code? just click on the link if you havent already.
can anyone TAB that for me? please? (tab is a type of guitar music where there are numbers instead of notes. hope i havent baffled you.)

Friday, October 14, 2011

Tyranid hive fleet apocalypse vs the nameless ones

Points: 750
Mission type: capture and control
Table setup: pitched battle


Turn 1
The hive tyrant? Spawns 13 termagaunts and the other spawns 10.
The destroyers kill the venomthroape, blowing it apart in a spore cloud.
0-0
Turn 2
The warriors thin down the line of termagaunts heading for the necron objective.
0-0
Turn 3
The trygon prime emerges from the rubble to grab the necron objective. It sends out a huge static blast but barely bruises the necrons.the termagaunt squad heading for the necron objective is obliterated, the squad sneaking round the trees is hit by the destroyers and the tyranids hide in the trees. The scarabs claw away at the hive tyrant, causing 2 wounds
1-0
Turn 4
The trygon prime is decimated in combat with the lord and the termagaunts assault the necron unit but are bruised hard and slaughter 2 necrons
1-1
Turn 5
The hive tyrant is ripped apart letting out a howl that rips 6 termagaunts apart. The scarabs head for the tyranid objective, only to be assaulted by a squad of termagaunts.
1-1
Turn 6
The necrons batter the termagaunts in combat with the help of the lord. The remainig hive tyrant guarding the tyranid objective is blasted by the destroyers and killed
0-1


Necron victory!!!!!

This is the necron team

The unintended
Necron lord with veil of darkness ( i think i didnt read the list properly beforehand)

The silent
10 necron warriors

The c'tans servants
10 necron warriors

The claws of fury
4 scarab swarms

The decimators
4 necron destroyers

I cant remember the points i think it came to 748 points like i said i didnt read the list beforehand. That is also the list my dad will be using in a campaign game on thursday onwards and i am entering too with my eldar i have no clue what to put in there so please comment some ideas. Thats great if you do that i will put a new poll on because the other ones are getting a bit old now i really need to change them i will put campaign battle posts on here so if i win or not i probably will lose the first round but you never know. Have you seen the new leaked necron pictures? They are totally epic. Thats all!

New project sneek preview

Exclusive photos of my new project! ooh! what could it be?


Sunday, October 9, 2011

dreadfleet

Just thought i would throw this in but im not actually working on it ill be playing it and putting battle reports on. (maybe). Thats actually it.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

project no 1 can you survive zombie highway step 1 zombie flesh and organs.

for my zombies i gave them a wash of devlan mud,(so handy..) on the fleshy bits, with another wash of thraka green to represent the rotting flesh and another wash of ogre flesh to give that really fleshy feel. then i dry-brushed foundry light moss. then i used a dark mechrite red for the guts and brains and the gore, then i used a dry brush of foundry wine stain red to give it a really gory feel. step 2 will include painting the weapons and clothes. i tried to upload a picture but my computer died and refuses to make sensible photos and my hard work went all negative. boo,hoo! damn you computer!



Sunday, October 2, 2011

Project no.1 can you survive zombie highway?

This is a post about my brand new project. Can you survive zombie highway? The rules are you have to fight your way through a highway of endlessly respawning zombies.

Character profiles:

You,the hero
Ws:3 bs:3 s:3 t:3 w:2 i:4 a:1 ld:10 sv:3+

Zombie, one of many.
Ws:4 bs:0 s:4 t:4 w:1 i:...er...1 a:1 ld: erm,2 sv 5+

Xd9 hand pistol
Range: 12
Strength:4
Ap:does it matter?
Type: pistol.




For the battle i am using some lead zomnie figures and a lead guy with a hand pistol. I am painting the zombies tonight and the guy with an xd9 at another point in time. See you some other time!

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Tau fire cadre and 101st ultramarine squadron vs saim hann wild rider host and 23rd imperial guard regiment. Updated!

Tau fire cadre and 101st ultramarine squadron vs saim hann wild rider host and 23rd imperial guard regiment. Updated!


Turn 1
Wrecked sky ray by ig rocket launcher

Avatar 1 wound and 2 jetbikers died. War walker blows up.

1-1

Turn 2
Avatar boom
Last jetbike burns up in an explosion of blood and gore.
Kroot kill 2 hawks.hawks kill three kroot.Wraithlord and farseer yirenis in combat.vindicator misfires and blows a tau drone to pieces and drazhar slices the other one in half.
2-2

Turn3
Hawks beat up kroot in combat!!!!!
Hawks consolidate to devilfish. No damage. Tau fire warriors close in on the swooping hawks
Wraithlord 2 wounds warlocks close in and drazhar silently charges towards the battlesuit commander.skyleap. Warp spiders corner space marine squad and kill 2 1 warp spider dies.
3-2
Turn4
Ig mass fire kills 4 tau.
Drazhar blown to pieces.
Wraithlord falls to its knees,defeated. But the warlocks and farseer start smashing the battle suit to pieces.1 ultramarine remains in combat whereas 3 warp spiders remain.
3-4

Turn 5
Battlesuit dies.
Ultramarine dies
scorpions die
5-5


Draw.

End of battle fluff:
Farseer yirenis gazed over the blood strewn battle field, with tank commander fireheart at his side. It had been a long and bloody battle. "khaine will have vengeance" the farseer shouted across the battlefield as the tau retreated and the thunderhawks picked up the space marines.
Even the might of the space marines and tau could not conquer the planet bluddvali, as it was known to the orkz of waaagh! grudjbos. But they would be back. And they would be stronger.


By kingwhomp.

Friday, July 29, 2011

The nameless ones vs saim hann wild rider host part 2

The nameless ones vs saim hann wild rider host part 2

Turn 4...continued
...then, the lord and his warriors appeared near to the guardians, the scorpions and the night spinner. It fired its shuriken catapult at them but killed none. Then, the scorpions leaped at the lord, taking off another wound but one was killed by the warscythe. The guardians assaulted the warriors,only to be killed by the warriors.farseer yirenis was hit by gauss,throwing him into the wreck of the crashed rhino.the warriors assaulted the avatar who killed one and took 2 wounds
4-3

Turn 5
The wraithlord came to assist the avatar, killing the warriors and the scorpions were cut down as well. The swooping hawks landed this turn ,killing a warrior but retreated in assault
4-5

Turn 6
The hawks ran straight off the table, giving the necrons another victory point. Nothing really happened.
5-5

Turn 7
Nothing happened
5-5

Draw.

End of battle acknowledgements.
Thanks to:
Sonsoftaurus for giving me some helpful battle strategies and the gobstyks club for providing the scenery,etc,etc

End of battle fluff.the eldar retreated to their craftworld as the necrons returned to their tombs.end.


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The nameless ones vs saim hann wild rider host part 1

The nameless ones vs saim hann wild rider host part 1

Turn 1

A krak missle flys through the air to start off this epic battle.striking the necron lord, it explodes in a spectacular fashion, blasting the armour off the lord, causing a wound. The destroyers screamed forward, firing a rapid volley of gauss energy, blasting 2 eldar jetbikes apart before getting the warriors to open fire at the remaining jetbike,throwing it off balance and straight into a ruin.
1-0

Turn 2
The avatar charged forward towards the wraithlord close behind him. Farseer yirenis jumps for the destroyers and close combats them killing 2 and taking a wound. Aware of the approaching scarabs, the scorpions open fire at the scarabs causing a wound on 1 swarm.the warriors open fire at the wraithlord causing a wound. The scarabs leap at the scorpians, only to be sliced apart by chainswords.
1-1

Turn 3
The wraithlord and avatar march towards the destroyers, slicing them apart like a knife through butter. The scorpions attack the scarabs, mushing them like there was no tomorrow. But scarabs jumped on a striking scorpion and ripped him apart. [Did you ever see ants crawl up a dead body and engulf it completely? Like that, just the guy was alive and these were futuristic mecha-beetles, not ants!]then the scorpions attacked the surviving few, killing them.
1-3

Turn 4
The avatar walks towards the tomb spyder, intent on killing it.the tomb spyder was sliced apart faster than a car going at 10000000mph.4-1. But then, a dark purple light started to glow around the lord and a squad of warriors. In an instant they were gone...to be continued in part 2


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Thursday, July 28, 2011

Eldar 1000pts private and confidential

Eldar 1000pts private and confidential

Im going to beat some necrons but ive only got my list. Here it is,
Hq

Farseer yirenis. 105
With mind war and fortune

Avatar of khaine. 155


Troops

Avengers of khaine
10 Eldar guardians. 108
With warlock aeranis with embolden and singing spear and missile launcher turret

The wild host.
3 Guardian jetbikes. 66

Elites

The shadowstealers
6 striking scorpians. 153
1 exarch with scorpians claw and biting blade and exarch powers stalker and shadowstrike


Fast attack


The skys edge
6 swooping hawks 156
1 exarch with skyleap,hawks talon


Heavy support

The unwinding doom
Night spinner. 150
Holo fields

The blood of eldanesh 100
Wraithlord
With wraithsword

Total: 1000

Do you think i will win?

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Tau fire cadre and 101st ultramarine squadron vs saim hann wild rider host and 23rd imperial guard regiment

Tau fire cadre and 101st ultramarine squadron vs saim hann wild rider host and 23rd imperial guard regiment

Turn 1
Wrecked sky ray by ig rocket launcher

Avatar 1 wound and 2 jetbikers died. War walker blows up.

1-1

Turn 2
Avatar boom
Last jetbike burns up in an explosion of blood and gore.
Kroot kill 2 hawks.hawks kill three kroot.Wraithlord and farseer ______ in combat.vindicator misfires and blows a tau drone to pieces and drazhar slices the other one in half.
2-2

Turn3
Hawks beat up kroot in combat!!!!!
Hawks consolidate to devilfish. No damage. Tau fire warriors close in on the swooping hawks
Wraithlord 2 wounds warlocks close in and drazhar silently charges towards the battlesuit commander.skyleap. Warp spiders corner space marine squad and kill 2 1 warp spider dies.
3-2
Turn4
Ig mass fire kills 4 tau.
Drazhar blown to pieces.
Wraithlord falls to its knees,defeated. But the warlocks and farseer start smashing the battle suit to pieces.1 ultramarine remains in combat whereas 3 warp spiders remain.
3-4

Turn 5
Battlesuit dies.
Ultramarine dies
scorpions die
5-5


Draw.

End of battle fluff:
Farseer_____ gazed over the blood strewn battle field, with tank commander fireheart at his side. It had been a long and bloody battle. "khaine will have vengeance" the farseer shouted across the battlefield as the tau retreated and the thunderhawks picked up the space marines.
Even the might of the space marines and tau could not conquer the planet bluddvali, as it was known to the orkz of waaagh! grudjbos. But they would be back. And they would be stronger.


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Saturday, June 18, 2011

the new forge world stuff

some new creations were made by different armies... unfortunately the space marines were the first to find out about them!!!!

the new chaos titan

the new tyranid wasnt as scary as everyone thought
transformers 1 and ultramarine put together! eat your heart out usa military
death wormy-leechy thing!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

do you like the new wallpaper mark II

battle report 1 diy project

i made a diy project the other day. a scratch built 40k city battle without 40k models.here are  the rules and battle report.

instructions to do it yourself.

equipment

figures of robots, zombies, monsters, anything really! i used some dr who figures and they worked a treat!
figures of humans [aka small soldiers, hazmats, anything that is about imperial guardsman size,space marine size, etc, etc...]
toy buildings, model cars, lego houses... anything that represents a city!
40k templates [if required]
tape measure
dice

how to play

humans are the heroes

any other things except scenery are enemies

place buildings and scenery anywhere.


rules for robots

3 to hit
4 to wound
4+ save
24" range laser

rules for monsters

3 to hit
4 to wound
no guns

rules for zombies

         "
         "
no guns


rules for heroes.

make it up!


roll to see how many zombies come on
same with monsters
same with robots





battle report


turn 1
 5 monsters appeared from the warp and charge forward. 5 robots teleport in and clunk forward 3 inches. 3 zombies are summoned. heroes walk forward 6"

turn 2
heroes jump on train and get off near monsters. 1 monster was brutally blasted apart by a rifle bullet and one was blown into thousands of pieces by grenade.monsters and zombies stomp int combat and one monster has its head cracked by a lethal blow from the back of the rifle. another monster is smashed in the face by a hazmats fist.

turn 3

the werewolf is bashed in the jaw and killed and the robots march into combat

turn 4

i hero is zombified and drops down dead with the immense poison

turn 5
1 zombie is smashed and 1 hero has a robotic fist to the face

turn 6

a zombie is beaten and a robot is short-circuited but a hero pays the price and is brutally killed

final turn

final hero is robotified and dies horribly.

i lost

Monday, April 25, 2011

podcast! finally!!!!

ooh yay! podcast!!!!
sorry for my absence over the last few weeks but i am trying to recruit people to join my podcast. i have me at the moment but ill try to post the podcast on the blog at some point. also, the wallpaper will change back to normal at some point or i will put a new one up.

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Sunday, February 27, 2011

new gaming terrain

my dad has just finished some new wargaming terrain!heres some pics of my eldar fighting my dads necrons on the new terrain.ignore my eldar and my dads (rubbish) necrons.theyre not badly painted i just dont like necrons (and black templars)

necron lord vs avatar:who do you want to win
this is my chicken,matilda...WHAT IS MY CHICKEN DOING ON MY BLOG ABOUT WARGAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

attack of the scarabs!




TANK SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





there you go the other ones are dodgy because of the camera angle!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

this is the worlds most awesome i pod touch game

check out eliminate pro it is a aweome game for ipod touch and iphone.not ipad though.im drifting from 40k a little here but its like 40k with gory bits and gigantic blood splats,rocket launchers and disentigrators and even grenade launchers.well its  an ok game but wi-fi is required to get the full benefit.if thou does not have wi-fi heres what you get:
auto rifle:trash.cannot upgrade because you dont have wi-fi
standard armour: alright. cannot upgrade because you dont have wi-fi
offline matches: no fun because you only fight drones with rocket launchers.you cant win.if you dont have wifi then its a waste of space.its free though.


if you do have wifi then you get:
200 credits. caaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
upgradeable auto rifle:need level 2 to upgrade.what a shame.
upgradeable standard armour: need level 2 to upgrade.what a shame.
online matches:yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay fun at last.it crashes a bit so watch out.
ye olde arsenel megacorp market: buy guns and armour and skins here.and power cells.
ye olde cottage:equip your newly bought c**p and upgrade it then sell it for less than you paid for it.
co-op.download eliminate co-op to fight battle drones:a race of stupid drones that have nothing better to do with themselves than incinerate you and blow up the reactor core of the facility.read the sniper guide to find out how to do sniping techniques.
earning cash.this is too long-winded so get the game and see for urself
offline matches:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes there is offline matches.good for testing out gear that you bought and make a desision as to:just go with it and keep it
sell it cos its c**p
keep it cos its wicked
stick it in the  back of the inventory and hope no-one notices then upgrade it to full then unleash its power! mwahaha!


maybe some news sometimes.(if there is any that is...)

Sunday, February 20, 2011

my realspace raid

my dark eldar have been ambushing some of my men.here are some pics of their most successful raid to date.


da boyz get a thrashin by da dark eldar kabalite warriors.


this tau warrior thinks he can scale the walls of the bastion to avoid the kabalite threat.
a space marine is thrown off the bastion  by the deadly incubi klaives.
the incubi man the turret
did you crash the vindicator again?
run for your lives!






acknowledgements
thank you to my good friends who made this all possible.thank you dad for lending me the fences and painting and building the bastion. thanks to jes goodwin for designing these awesome dark eldar models and everyone who helped him.thanks to the games workshop people for doing these models and selling them.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

if u have ANY necron beating tactics with eldar plz send comment!

HAMMERHEAD 2011

On Sunday 13Th  i went to hammerhead-the huge gaming convention in Newark. luckily i live near there so i didnt have to travel that far.there was a lot of games with zombies in (now there's a surprise!) i went on 4 games and my dad went on 2.


                                                                       CRITICAL MASS


this is like 40k but different at the same time.on the left are the dog-men dreadnoughts.this is a 15mm figure battle and is dog-men vs humans.you are only allowed to use the unit once per round and you can either: shoot your gun or smash someones face out.my dog man walker killed four tanks in one turn.no zombies here but a bunch of men deep-striked in my back field and started to blow me to bits but i melted them next turn.it lasted forever.
at the bottom of the pic my doggys attack like a storm.that squad lasted the whole game!!!!!!!!!!!at the top are an infantry squad who had tried to pick on my doggys but did nothing and there are two human walkers which were chased off by the pack of dogs at the bottom.


                                                                      sheffield irregulars modelling workshops




here i made a bunch of bases using the blood and gore techniques.if you dont know what that is check out this link:sheffield irregulars website its yucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                          breaching of complex alpha                                                  




this is a 28mm sci-fi game i which you must get through a maze of terror full of zombies aliens and various other horrors including the tardis.you get new gear or get mutated as an upgrade




                                                                40k apocalypse

well,not really.lots of forge world stuff  but no one used them.marines vs orks with meganob warboss with 2 power claws. wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Saturday, February 12, 2011

more 40k now




this site is now about both types of gaming.


if you want to start playing 40k here are the optional armies:


space marines:                         the beginners choice.space marines are a good all-rounded army.there are many different legions,or chapters of space marines.space marines are humans in powerful armour suits,or power armour.the most common chapter is ultramarines.one of my mates has a salamanders army,which is a space marine chapter.below is a space marine devastator with a heavy bolter.dakkadakka is the place to look to find lots of 40k news.

BLOOD ANGELS:
a space marine chapter.the only differences are the Baal predator, Dante-lord of the blood angels and brother corbulo.apart from that there is absolutely no difference.except that they are vampires.






see? i told you so
black templars: no difference here.they are a completely different army though.


dark angels:
no difference here too except for veterans.


eldar:
these are psychic beings that create creatures out of wraithbone.the avatar is the living incarnation of khaine.the eldars worst rival is slaanesh.

















chaos space marines and chaos daemons:
the chaos space marines are renegade space marines really.
they can summon chaos daemons as well.
chaos daemons are daemons of the warp and are very close to the chaos gods.

Monday, January 17, 2011

cheat page:mario bros 1 to3

mario bros:
  1. warp zone. on level 1-2, you can take a moving platform too high(the top)jump off to the right then run across the top of the screen and you will see a room underneath you with 3 piranha plants.keep going it's fine.then some blaring word saying:welcome to the warp zone.go down the pipe with 2 above it to go to world 2, 3 to 3, 4 to 4.don' t try this on lost levels though,read the lost levels review to find out.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

dead diddy

DIDDY KONG IS eliminated. THE NATION OFFICIALLY DECIDED DIDDY KONG WOULD BE ELIMINATED


this is diddy kong now.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

super mario sunshine.

a bit early yet but i love it so never mind.it is set in isle delfino instead of the mushroom kingdom and mario has a new bit of kit: the F.L.U.D.D. this lets morio fly,wash walls of muck and wash petey piranhas mouth of muddy gloop.bosses include petey piranha,king boo,eely mouth,wiggler,phantamanta,mecha bowser,bowser and glooper blooper,who you pull tentacles off. not his *. f.l.u.d.d means flash liquidifier ultra dousing device.the F.L.U.D.D has 2 functions, jetpack and washer.petey pirahna appears in many games,super mario sunshine, duh,mario kart,super mario bros ds and super smash bros brawl. king boo makes an appearance in mario kart wii.

mario bros.3

mario bros 3 is a great game and mario can now hold items!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the tanooki suit,frog suit,racoon suit and the invincible kuribo's  shoe are the power ups.i know how to get the first warp whistle too.im not telling though. look up one of my cheat articles to find out.

Monday, January 10, 2011

items

  • my favourite items
  • metal cap
  • wing cap
  • mega mushroom
  • mini mushroom
  • worst
  • bee mushroom
  • blue shell
  • blooper

racoon and tanooki suit

no racoon but the tanooki suit lets you fly and become a statue

racoon lets you fly a bit

Sunday, January 9, 2011

mario bros. the lost levels

lost levels was released in Japan as mario bros. 2 and never released in Britain until mario all stars was released.its hard im on lvl 2. it saved wahey! it is nothing but mario bros with edited levels and there harder than they look. paratroopas on level 1,buzzy beetles on level 2,giant death leaps all the time, super jumps, and a shedload of piranha plants.also warp zones sometimes take you back a world sometimes.brutal.
this game is hard i cant do it


it is harder than mario bros definitely. let me get  back to trying to get to level 3...
i am into warhammer 40,000 too.                                                                                            
a tau attack on a dark eldar controlled bastion. a tau drone attacks but is caught on the wire. check out simonspaintingblogandstuff.blogspot.com for how to build them.
here my dark eldar ambush an eldar fleet. i painted my bikes and only put gloss varnish on to give those shiny looks

Saturday, January 8, 2011

i hate diddy kong

i have set up a campaign. DOWN WITH DIDDY KONG. or diddy pong as i call him. thats why he is on my to die poll this week. please vote for him to go even i voted for him to go. down with diddy kong.  down with diddy kong. down with diddy kong...

mario tat.how to avoid

top left: now thats style. a lot of work in that. its believable too. that's yoshi that is. just kidding. bottom: mario tat. avoid.

the mushroom


  • rubbish picture i know but i cant find anything better.this either:
  • makes mario bigger
  • makes mario small
  • makes mario huge
  • gives mario an extra life
  • makes Mario bounce around like an idiot buneary
  • makes mario a boo
  • makes mario a bee
  • makes mario a rock
  • kills mario
  • and does the same to luigi

mario bros.

not the first Mario game. that was donkey Kong and Mario was called jumpman then. mario bros started the series.                                                                                  
of course we know that the image is fake as the player is on level "0-0" when that is impossible.

hello

welcome to my blog. I will put gaming things on here plus weekly polls. i hope you enjoy the blog and  i will tell you marios history along the way. grr from king whomp