DO YOU LIKE THE NEW WALLPAPER?

its not like im putting black templars on is it?well i dont

new gaming terrain

my dad has just finished some new wargaming terrain!heres some pics of my eldar fighting my dads necrons on the new terrain.ignore my eldar and my dads (rubbish) necrons.theyre not badly painted i just dont like necrons (and black templars)

necron lord vs avatar:who do you want to win

this is my chicken,matilda...WHAT IS MY CHICKEN DOING ON MY BLOG ABOUT WARGAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

attack of the scarabs!

TANK SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





there you go the other ones are dodgy because of the camera angle!

this is the worlds most awesome i pod touch game

check out eliminate pro it is a aweome game for ipod touch and iphone.not ipad though.im drifting from 40k a little here but its like 40k with gory bits and gigantic blood splats,rocket launchers and disentigrators and even grenade launchers.well its  an ok game but wi-fi is required to get the full benefit.if thou does not have wi-fi heres what you get:
auto rifle:trash.cannot upgrade because you dont have wi-fi
standard armour: alright. cannot upgrade because you dont have wi-fi
offline matches: no fun because you only fight drones with rocket launchers.you cant win.if you dont have wifi then its a waste of space.its free though.


if you do have wifi then you get:
200 credits. caaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
upgradeable auto rifle:need level 2 to upgrade.what a shame.
upgradeable standard armour: need level 2 to upgrade.what a shame.
online matches:yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay fun at last.it crashes a bit so watch out.
ye olde arsenel megacorp market: buy guns and armour and skins here.and power cells.
ye olde cottage:equip your newly bought c**p and upgrade it then sell it for less than you paid for it.
co-op.download eliminate co-op to fight battle drones:a race of stupid drones that have nothing better to do with themselves than incinerate you and blow up the reactor core of the facility.read the sniper guide to find out how to do sniping techniques.
earning cash.this is too long-winded so get the game and see for urself
offline matches:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes there is offline matches.good for testing out gear that you bought and make a desision as to:just go with it and keep it
sell it cos its c**p
keep it cos its wicked
stick it in the  back of the inventory and hope no-one notices then upgrade it to full then unleash its power! mwahaha!


maybe some news sometimes.(if there is any that is...)

my realspace raid

my dark eldar have been ambushing some of my men.here are some pics of their most successful raid to date.

da boyz get a thrashin by da dark eldar kabalite warriors.

this tau warrior thinks he can scale the walls of the bastion to avoid the kabalite threat.

a space marine is thrown off the bastion  by the deadly incubi klaives.

the incubi man the turret

did you crash the vindicator again?

run for your lives!






acknowledgements
thank you to my good friends who made this all possible.thank you dad for lending me the fences and painting and building the bastion. thanks to jes goodwin for designing these awesome dark eldar models and everyone who helped him.thanks to the games workshop people for doing these models and selling them.

if u have ANY necron beating tactics with eldar plz send comment!

HAMMERHEAD 2011

On Sunday 13Th  i went to hammerhead-the huge gaming convention in Newark. luckily i live near there so i didnt have to travel that far.there was a lot of games with zombies in (now there's a surprise!) i went on 4 games and my dad went on 2.


                                                                       CRITICAL MASS


this is like 40k but different at the same time.on the left are the dog-men dreadnoughts.this is a 15mm figure battle and is dog-men vs humans.you are only allowed to use the unit once per round and you can either: shoot your gun or smash someones face out.my dog man walker killed four tanks in one turn.no zombies here but a bunch of men deep-striked in my back field and started to blow me to bits but i melted them next turn.it lasted forever.

at the bottom of the pic my doggys attack like a storm.that squad lasted the whole game!!!!!!!!!!!at the top are an infantry squad who had tried to pick on my doggys but did nothing and there are two human walkers which were chased off by the pack of dogs at the bottom.

                                                                      sheffield irregulars modelling workshops




here i made a bunch of bases using the blood and gore techniques.if you dont know what that is check out this link:sheffield irregulars website its yucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                          breaching of complex alpha                                                  




this is a 28mm sci-fi game i which you must get through a maze of terror full of zombies aliens and various other horrors including the tardis.you get new gear or get mutated as an upgrade




                                                                40k apocalypse

well,not really.lots of forge world stuff  but no one used them.marines vs orks with meganob warboss with 2 power claws. wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was rubbish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more 40k now

this site is now about both types of gaming.


if you want to start playing 40k here are the optional armies:


space marines:                         the beginners choice.space marines are a good all-rounded army.there are many different legions,or chapters of space marines.space marines are humans in powerful armour suits,or power armour.the most common chapter is ultramarines.one of my mates has a salamanders army,which is a space marine chapter.below is a space marine devastator with a heavy bolter.dakkadakka is the place to look to find lots of 40k news.

BLOOD ANGELS:

a space marine chapter.the only differences are the Baal predator, Dante-lord of the blood angels and brother corbulo.apart from that there is absolutely no difference.except that they are vampires.

see? i told you so

black templars: no difference here.they are a completely different army though.

dark angels:

no difference here too except for veterans.

eldar:

these are psychic beings that create creatures out of wraithbone.the avatar is the living incarnation of khaine.the eldars worst rival is slaanesh.

chaos space marines and chaos daemons:

the chaos space marines are renegade space marines really.

they can summon chaos daemons as well.

chaos daemons are daemons of the warp and are very close to the chaos gods.

cheat page:mario bros 1 to3

mario bros:

1. warp zone. on level 1-2, you can take a moving platform too high(the top)jump off to the right then run across the top of the screen and you will see a room underneath you with 3 piranha plants.keep going it's fine.then some blaring word saying:welcome to the warp zone.go down the pipe with 2 above it to go to world 2, 3 to 3, 4 to 4.don' t try this on lost levels though,read the lost levels review to find out.

dead diddy

DIDDY KONG IS eliminated. THE NATION OFFICIALLY DECIDED DIDDY KONG WOULD BE ELIMINATED

this is diddy kong now.

super mario sunshine.

a bit early yet but i love it so never mind.it is set in isle delfino instead of the mushroom kingdom and mario has a new bit of kit: the F.L.U.D.D. this lets morio fly,wash walls of muck and wash petey piranhas mouth of muddy gloop.bosses include petey piranha,king boo,eely mouth,wiggler,phantamanta,mecha bowser,bowser and glooper blooper,who you pull tentacles off. not his *. f.l.u.d.d means flash liquidifier ultra dousing device.the F.L.U.D.D has 2 functions, jetpack and washer.petey pirahna appears in many games,super mario sunshine, duh,mario kart,super mario bros ds and super smash bros brawl. king boo makes an appearance in mario kart wii.

mario bros.3

mario bros 3 is a great game and mario can now hold items!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the tanooki suit,frog suit,racoon suit and the invincible kuribo's  shoe are the power ups.i know how to get the first warp whistle too.im not telling though. look up one of my cheat articles to find out.

items

• my favourite items
• metal cap
• wing cap
• mega mushroom
• mini mushroom
• worst
• bee mushroom
• blue shell
• blooper

racoon and tanooki suit

no racoon but the tanooki suit lets you fly and become a statue

racoon lets you fly a bit

mario bros. the lost levels

lost levels was released in Japan as mario bros. 2 and never released in Britain until mario all stars was released.its hard im on lvl 2. it saved wahey! it is nothing but mario bros with edited levels and there harder than they look. paratroopas on level 1,buzzy beetles on level 2,giant death leaps all the time, super jumps, and a shedload of piranha plants.also warp zones sometimes take you back a world sometimes.brutal.

this game is hard i cant do it


it is harder than mario bros definitely. let me get  back to trying to get to level 3...

i am into warhammer 40,000 too.                                                                                            

a tau attack on a dark eldar controlled bastion. a tau drone attacks but is caught on the wire. check out simonspaintingblogandstuff.blogspot.com for how to build them.

here my dark eldar ambush an eldar fleet. i painted my bikes and only put gloss varnish on to give those shiny looks

i hate diddy kong

i have set up a campaign. DOWN WITH DIDDY KONG. or diddy pong as i call him. thats why he is on my to die poll this week. please vote for him to go even i voted for him to go. down with diddy kong.  down with diddy kong. down with diddy kong...

mario tat.how to avoid

top left: now thats style. a lot of work in that. its believable too. that's yoshi that is. just kidding. bottom: mario tat. avoid.

the mushroom

• rubbish picture i know but i cant find anything better.this either:
• makes mario bigger
• makes mario small
• makes mario huge
• gives mario an extra life
• makes Mario bounce around like an idiot buneary
• makes mario a boo
• makes mario a bee
• makes mario a rock
• kills mario
• and does the same to luigi

mario bros.

not the first Mario game. that was donkey Kong and Mario was called jumpman then. mario bros started the series.                                                                                  
of course we know that the image is fake as the player is on level "0-0" when that is impossible.

hello

welcome to my blog. I will put gaming things on here plus weekly polls. i hope you enjoy the blog and  i will tell you marios history along the way. grr from king whomp